A dog in a cage burning with the passion of a cat chasing a mouse which is fairly passionless but nonetheless energetic but this dog is chasing a giant brick which is moving rapidly away from him while he runs using all his legs while wondering whether if he had more legs he could run faster or if it would simply make it harder to run and make him fall over more often causing his friends to laugh at him which he hates because he is a bit insecure due to lacking a solid parent figure in his early childhood which means he needs a solid base from which to live his life to avoid him becoming loose and cannonlike but anyway he is now in a cage which annoys him hence the passion that burns like the cat chasing the mouse his problem is that since he is in a cage which is quite small and basically only allows him to defecate at one end and ponder deep thoughts about life at the other he has to spend a lot of his time thinking.